Today's Forecast
Warning: High probability of Toxic Fart Storms
Gas levels expected to reach critical levels at 3:00 PM EST
Recommended evacuation routes: East Wing, West Wing, and the Emergency Exit
Historical Data
Average Fart Frequency: 4.2 farts/minute (2002-2022)
Peak Fart Intensity: 7.5 farts/minute (2018)
Specialized Services
Fart Detectors for rent
Gas Mask sales and rentals